Imaginative Interpreter Gifts

"Linda, Hasan, have you met my friend Scott? He's a walrus drawn from memory."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Caricatures $20"

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Statue of Liberty

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"