Imaginative Interpreter Gifts

"Linda, Hasan, have you met my friend Scott? He's a walrus drawn from memory."

Dog Nightmares

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Frederic Chopin

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Statue of Liberty

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'