Idea Interpreters Gifts

"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."

Dialogue

Worry tank

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Frederic Chopin

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

' A new idea '

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Assertiveness

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

"What's the big idea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Creative Juices

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.