Intuition Interpreter Gifts

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

She - Interpreter - He.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Sales Dept. is Out to Hunch

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Art Gallery.

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

Now you're going to say, "objection overruled." Objection overruled. What can I say? ESP is a gift from God.