Technology Interpreter Gifts

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Percentage artwork

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

Art Gallery.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

The International Date Line

Alternative Accountants

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'