Creative Interpreter Gifts

"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Dog Nightmares

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Dialogue

Sock Puppet in Literature

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

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Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Caricatures $20"

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"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Wordplay: Export.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."