Dream Interpreter Gifts

"What does that one look like to you?"

Insomniacs wanted for sheep census.

Deer sits up in alarm in bed as hunter comes.

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

"Not every dream is about you, Mom."

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

'My imaginary friend kept me up late last night.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'I dreamed I was flying. I was flying over a statue of mother.'

'Talk about embarrassing! -- I dreamed last night that I was walking around here in my underwear!'

'Do you mind if I stretch out on the couch while you're talking about your dreams?'

"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."

"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"

Clancy: Dreaming of Being A Dog

'It was horrible! - I dreamed I was attacked by Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck RESCUED me!'

'I dreamt about you again last night. You were a big bronze statue.'

"I dreamed you guys divorced and I had to choose whose basement to live in!"

I have these recurring dreams that I'm completely naked in a field!

'The nightmares are getting worse. I'm now dreaming I'm out of cat litter.'

'I dreamed last night that somebody dropped an ice cube down my neck.'

"Last night I dreamed again that I had a 'bird’s-eye view.'"

"I have this recurring dream where I leave my wife and run off with one of my graduate students. What do you think it means?"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Is there a psychiatrist onboard? A woman just dreamt the plane crashed!"

"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."

"Every Easter, he has this nightmare that he's made of marshamallow."

"I had an awful dream. I was being chased by a standardized test!"

"Young lady... does your mother know you have dreams like that?"

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"I'm mad about something you said in mu dream."

"Lately I've been dreaming that the squirrels are chasing me."