Intuition Interpreter Mugs

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sock Puppet in Literature

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Art Gallery.

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

Sales Dept. is Out to Hunch

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'