Miracle Interpreter Mugs

"Call the fire department!"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

Art Gallery.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'