Miracle Interpreter Mugs

"Call the fire department!"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Dog Nightmares

Dialogue

"All we have left is standing room only."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

Art Gallery.