Angelic Interpreter Mugs

"All we have left is standing room only."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"You think it's tough down there?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

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