Biblical Interpreter Mugs

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Dialogue

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"All we have left is standing room only."

She - Interpreter - He.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I have an app for that."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

The Ordered List

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.