Interpreter Of Faith Mugs

Speaking in tongues for the Deaf

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Dialogue

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"All we have left is standing room only."

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Frederic Chopin

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Caricatures $20"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'