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Speaking in tongues for the Deaf

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

Holy Bible

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."