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"All we have left is standing room only."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Dialogue

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

She - Interpreter - He.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"You think it's tough down there?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."