Biblical Interpreter Pillows

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Dialogue

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

She - Interpreter - He.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Signing the declaration of independence.

"I have an app for that."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

The Ordered List

Noah posted his first tweet.

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."