Myth Interpreters Mugs

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Fairtale prosecutions.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

Canute Does It Again

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'Must be Pandora's.'

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

"Call the fire department!"

Wishing well

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

Argonauts and football

"Now it's a golden calf! - I TOLD You that You should stop with the monkeys!"

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"I just had the weirdest dream."

Yeti

"Well yes, I'm an Arctic Wolf, but sorry, I've never come across Santa's workshop..."

'Sorry darling, my friends and I also looked Santa's Workshop when we were kids but never found it...'

King delivered a sword in the stone in his in tray.