'How many of each animal should I take?'
Myth Interpreters Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by myth interpretation? Our creative collection features humorous and thoughtful products that highlight their passion for unraveling legendary tales. Perfect for myth lovers who enjoy a touch of wit with their ancient stories, these gifts are thoughtfully designed to inspire and amuse.
Dog Nightmares
"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"
"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"
"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"
Fairtale prosecutions.
"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."
"I want to try other kinds of fruit."
Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )
'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'
'I thought I heard a twig snap.'
"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"
'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'
Canute Does It Again
Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.
"Call the fire department!"
'Must be Pandora's.'
Wishing well
"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."
Medieval Tabloid. The royal spokesman said everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Gilt by association!
Argonauts and football
The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection
"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."
'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'
"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."
"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."
'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'
'Sorry darling, my friends and I also looked Santa's Workshop when we were kids but never found it...'
'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'
"Well yes, I'm an Arctic Wolf, but sorry, I've never come across Santa's workshop..."
King delivered a sword in the stone in his in tray.
Yeti
"I just had the weirdest dream."
Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!
'Last night I had a weird dream. It was in old wide screen cinemascope and technicolor and Charleston Heston wasn't in it.'
Myth Interpreters Gifts Collection
Myth Interpreters Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for myth interpreters—bringing legendary tales to your morning routine with humor and style.
Myth Interpreters Pillows
Browse pillows for myth enthusiasts—add a myth-inspired touch to their cozy corners with amusing and artistic designs.
Myth Interpreters Prints
View our collection of myth-themed prints—bring legendary stories into their home or office with eye-catching artwork.
Myth Interpreters T-Shirts
Check out our myth interpretation t-shirts—perfect for myth lovers eager to wear their passion with clever designs.