Dream Interpreters Mugs

Dog Nightmares

"Ding ding ding ding!" It was the egg timer. The wall, the fall, the king's horses, the king's men - it was all only a dream!

"We had a bad dream about North Korea."

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"I just had the weirdest dream."

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!

'I'm leaving you! I had a dream last night that you're having an affair!'

Nightmares.

'Last night I had a weird dream. It was in old wide screen cinemascope and technicolor and Charleston Heston wasn't in it.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I had a dream that my bones were being picked clean!..."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Harriet Walter

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

When lice dream.

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Another nightmare?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'