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"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."

Dog Nightmares

Dialogue

Worry tank

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

' A new idea '

Assertiveness

Signing the declaration of independence.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"What's the big idea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

You have reached the end of your brain...

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Creative Juices