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'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

'I hate these cliche situations!'

Social Networks.

Man reading in lamp

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

Art Gallery.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"The creative writing part is that I've created new ways to spell words."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."

Office joker

Rude signing for the deaf. Dictator telling his people to f*** off.

"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"

Text Speak

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

'No! It picture of hunt. It not 'really about inner conflict' ...'