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'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'I hate these cliche situations!'

Social Networks.

Man reading in lamp

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

Art Gallery.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"The creative writing part is that I've created new ways to spell words."

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."

Office joker

Rude signing for the deaf. Dictator telling his people to f*** off.

Lance, why do all of your burps seem to end in a question mark? Because I like a burp to be a conversation starter. And see? It worked!

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

Text Speak

'No! It picture of hunt. It not 'really about inner conflict' ...'