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Man reading in lamp

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'Home Schooling'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."