Reading Innovator Gifts

Man reading in lamp

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Home Schooling'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Monster Self-Help

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'