Literary Innovator Gifts

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years!'

'I'm waiting for it to come out in some format that hasn't been invented yet.'

Used E-Books

Apples for sale

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Man reading in lamp

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"The creative writing part is that I've created new ways to spell words."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

The Choreograph

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Digital Canvas

Arnold Schoenberg

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.