Innovator Humorist Gifts

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Scarcity

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Football Chameleon

Archimedes statue with a lever

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"The Eggsorcist"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

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Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'