Comedy Pioneer Gifts

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Note Book

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"The last doggy bag."

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

Comedy Rule

W.C.Fields

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

Now that we've invented language and bipedalism, we can do stand-up comedy!

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Mummies For Dummies

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'

'He's a real innovator -- he was the first to accept bribes online.'

How Comedy History is Made.

Lenin closet

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

'Now, where did I put it?'

'I've always said you can tell a lot about a man by the way he dresses.'

Houdini.

Cancel culture dept.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The First Thanksgiving

'...So one day I just decided to walk away from my mortgage and, well... one thing led to another...'

"Shady Godiva"

Middle-aged dreidels

'Did you hear what happened to Oog? -- he sleeps with the ichthyosaurs.'

"You heard me—turn off that fan."