Literary Innovator Pillows

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years!'

'I'm waiting for it to come out in some format that hasn't been invented yet.'

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'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'I hate these cliche situations!'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Man reading in lamp

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"The creative writing part is that I've created new ways to spell words."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

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Arnold Schoenberg

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The Choreograph

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

Text Speak

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"I've got a crib sheet written inside my mask."