Literary Visionary Pillows

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Tim Burton

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'm ahead of my time."

Stage producer.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Son of Alien.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

The puppet master

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

A Woman's Conquests.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Getting ready for spring