Literary Visionary Pillows

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Tim Burton

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Artistic Licence.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Stage producer.

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

I'm color blind, please help.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Son of Alien.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

The puppet master

James Cameron

A Woman's Conquests.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."