Theatrical Visionary Pillows

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tim Burton

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"I propose we go with the second option."

Stage producer.

"I'm ahead of my time."

"This one will go with everything,

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

I'm color blind, please help.

Artistic Licence.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Son of Alien.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Driverless Car

Getting ready for spring

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Small Business Loan of Pencils