Theatrical Visionary Pillows

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tim Burton

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Sid Sinatra.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

Stage producer.

"I'm ahead of my time."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"I propose we go with the second option."

Artistic Licence.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"This one will go with everything,

I'm color blind, please help.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Son of Alien.

James Cameron

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Driverless Car

Getting ready for spring

"And ultimately, I want to direct."