Cinematic Visionary Pillows

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

Quentin Quangotino

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Tim Burton

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Artistic Licence.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Stage producer.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"This one will go with everything,

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Son of Alien.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

"And ultimately, I want to direct."