Visual Arts Visionary Pillows

"This one will go with everything,

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

The Cremaster Cycle

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Tim Burton

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Artistic Licence.

Stage producer.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Son of Alien.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

Small Business Loan of Pencils