Cinematic Visionary Gifts

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

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Quentin Quangotino

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

James Cameron

Tim Burton

Tim Burton Caricature

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Stage producer.

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"This one will go with everything,

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Son of Alien.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."