Film Visionary Gifts

"Scorsese Xing"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tim Burton

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Nouveau wine

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Artistic Licence.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"This one will go with everything,

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Stage producer.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Your start-up team

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

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