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"Scorsese Xing"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Tim Burton

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

Nouveau wine

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

"This one will go with everything,

Stage producer.

Your start-up team

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."