Entertainment Visionary Gifts

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tim Burton

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

"Write about robots."

Your start-up team

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Stage producer.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"This one will go with everything,

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Artistic Licence.

I'm color blind, please help.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."