Musical Visionary Gifts

'If you're looking for an instrument to play in the school orchestra, how about the tympani drums?'

Synesthesia

If Beethoven had been blind. . .

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Do me next."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Tim Burton

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Write about robots."

The Music Lover.

Artistic Licence.

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

I'm color blind, please help.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Stage producer.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'