Musical Visionary Gifts

'If you're looking for an instrument to play in the school orchestra, how about the tympani drums?'

Synesthesia

If Beethoven had been blind. . .

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Do me next."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Tim Burton

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Write about robots."

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

I'm color blind, please help.

Stage producer.

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

The Music Lover.

Artistic Licence.

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.