Story Innovator Gifts

'I hate these cliche situations!'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Evolution.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Blue sky thinking

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'A is for Arse.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Creative family

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

Dog Walker

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

A man stealing another person's ideas

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."