Presentation Innovator Gifts

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

Before Powerpoint Presentations

"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Presentation skills.

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'Great visual support.'

Creative family