Presentation Innovator Gifts

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Presentation skills.

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Creative family

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

'Great visual support.'

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'