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'I hate these cliche situations!'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Evolution.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'A is for Arse.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Creative family

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Dog Walker

A man stealing another person's ideas