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"my last live stream surgery scored 3.5 stars."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Evolution.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The power of the brain

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."