Communication Innovator T-Shirts

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

It's ALWAYS important to listen no matter HOW someone wants to communicate...And this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

'Okay, mom...my letter is all written and sealed...where's the 'send' button?'

"Flag dirty to me."

'No, I'm not tweeting... although he is texting me his signals.'

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

"He's always exploring new ways to communicate,k this is 'Dance against leaving wet towels on the bathroom floor'."

"Tim's keen on new ways to get the safety message across...this is his 'Dance of avoiding trip hazards'."

Social Networks.

Instead of saying 'Lol', I'm going to say 'salts' (smiled a little, then stopped). It's a more accurate description.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"National security adviser"

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

She - Interpreter - He.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Blue sky thinking

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'