Media Innovator Mugs

"my last live stream surgery scored 3.5 stars."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Evolution.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

The power of the brain

'Have your people facebook my people.'