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I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

6 Brothers Falafel

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

J. R. R. Tolkien

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Creativity

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."