Teen Translator Gifts

"Don't worry I speak fluent teenage."

"I'll never understand teens."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

The Family Joules: Part 6

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Jorge Luis Borges

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'