Teen Translator T-Shirts

"Don't worry I speak fluent teenage."

"I'll never understand teens."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Jorge Luis Borges

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Proof Reading

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.