'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'
Toddler Translator Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the charming language of little ones? Our toddler translator-themed items are filled with humor and creativity, perfect for playful kids and proud parents alike. Whether it’s for a special occasion or just because, find something that celebrates the adorable, creative ways toddlers communicate. These products add a delightful touch of humor and personality to any kid’s space or daily routine.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Campaign for Plain English
"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."
Swan Fairy Tales
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.
Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)
Henry the amazing talking dog.
"It lost a little something in translation."
Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs
The Family Joules: Part 6
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'
We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.
Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie
"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."
"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."
Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!
Jorge Luis Borges
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.
East End Maps.
He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.
"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"
Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""
"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."
Toddler Translator Gifts Collection
Toddler Translator Mugs
Explore our collection of toddler translator mugs and find the perfect daily dose of humor and personality for your little chatterbox.
Toddler Translator Pillows
Snuggle up with our fun toddler translator pillows—adding personality and comfort to your child’s room or nursery.
Toddler Translator Prints
Brighten up their space with our whimsical toddler translator prints, celebrating childhood’s joyful expressions in vibrant art.
Toddler Translator T-Shirts
Check out our playful toddler translator t-shirts—ideal for showcasing your kid’s creative language skills in style.