Toddler Translators Gifts

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Swan Fairy Tales

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Jorge Luis Borges

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"