Fur Baby Translator Gifts

Animal Translations.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fleas Navidad.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Fur Baby

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"It's a good boy!"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

When is he coming home buddy?

Upper East Side Dog Park