Fur Baby Whisperer Gifts

-"Just look at him, he loves me." -"Jesus, you're such a dick-head."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Police Feline Unit

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"No no, I said sit!!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'The child is very illogical'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Biofelineism

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Cat Towels

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."