Fur Baby Whisperer Pillows

-"Just look at him, he loves me." -"Jesus, you're such a dick-head."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Police Feline Unit

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"No no, I said sit!!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'The child is very illogical'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Biofelineism

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'