Fur Baby Enthusiast Pillows

"Save some for Mommy, Princess."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"She never took to the leash."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Mrs. Leffler threw burned toast out the window and hit Mr. Stripes on the head. I think Mrs. Leffler owes Mr. Stripes an apology. What do you thing about that, Elinor honey?"

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"Oh, no thanks, I'm more of a cat person."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Bathing the dog

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fur Baby

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Pet Adoptions

"Pampered?"