Fur Baby Fanatic Pillows

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

Dog's Flowchart.

'Will he know it's not the same stick he threw? The suspense is unbearable!'

Pet Adoptions

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"I've got him well trained."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Now that you have a boyfriend, are you going to get rid of a cat or two?"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"So that there are no more distractions, whoever has the phone with the squeaky toy ring tone..."

Fur Baby

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

"It' the dog."

"Mom, can I lick the bowl?"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good

"It's the dog."

"Growth spurt?"

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."

"He's a rescue."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"